Who could have predicted that the Month of March would end as it did ? Over the trend of two weeks our daily function changed in way we never imagined possible and there is more of this to come for certain . We are living in a new realness , in the little term at least . We must all do our bit to remain well and keep others from harm . If the worst side burden of that was hold to stay indoors and practice once a sidereal day – very much first world problems – that would be okay , but many masses will become ill , go athirst or detect themselves in long full term fiscal difficulty as a result of this unwelcome virus . Those of us with sufficient means , good company and a garden have nothing to complain about .
It ’s hard to predict at this present moment , but sure we ’ll come out of this affair changed for ever ? For the sake of all those who will endure , allow ’s hope it ’s very much for the better . I am already fit and light than I have been in years thanks to the amount of fourth dimension I am spending on the apportioning or walking the dog . I am also getting a lot more time to myself now that I no longer have to commute for five time of day a twenty-four hours . In that time I am sowing seeds , communicating with Friend and tending our apportionment . Having cancelled two tenacious weekends away , we have found ourselves able to impart forward caper we did n’t expect to do until April or May or , indeed , ever . I regret that I still have n’t find a passel of time for cleanup or reading , but I am cooking a little more thanks to encouragement from The Beau .
Without further bustle , here ’s what materialize at The Watch House and Plot 64a Culmers Allotments this calendar month :

rainwater , rain go aside ! The priming is still too quaggy to be work . Our neighbours , whose patch take basis on a gentle side , are having a bit more fortune creating a fine plowland for sow . We need to be patient for now . The Beau is itching to implant his onions out . They have been growing in module for a few week and are starting to get leggy . We make a offset on the compost bin by lining one of our salvaged merchant vessels crate with cardboard . We have plenty of fresh and dry compostable material to get the first one going , cover the whole thing with recycled plastic sheeting to keep the warmth in and exuberant wet out . We desperately necessitate to get raw felt on our shed roof before the woodwind underneath is too naughtily damaged , but the malarky never abates for long enough .
in the end I get around to drawing up a plan of the allotment based on The Beau ’s mensuration . The plot measuring rod fifteen meter by fifteen meter and gradient very slenderly to the Union ( south is at the top of the program shown below , Union is at the bottom ) . It is a handsome plot with comme il faut chalky loam soil and friendly neighbours . It only takes us a matter of minute to decide what should go where since we ’ve been discuss it for a couple of calendar month . Despite accept ample elbow room we still have no layer delegate to brassicas . Given the success of the violet sprouting broccoli we inherited from the previous tenant , we need to amend this .
We engraft Jerusalem artichokes into lovesome , wet earth and cover the purpleness sprouting with sack to hold on the avid Mrs. Henry Wood pigeon make there before us . There is much more natural process on the apportionment now and stack of multitude to talk or wave to . A profusion of white plum blossom on the secret plan next door indicates that spring is just around the nook .

Our booster Heather and her husband Ben arrive with another horse box filled with five - twelvemonth - former manure . Each sack ooze with good and pink worms that cue me of strawberry charge lace from the corner store . It is a beautiful mean solar day with the Lord’s Day shining and Bronx cheer singing in the trees , yet we are beat as to why we have neither seen a blackbird nor a robin on the allotment to date . We can only arrogate it ’s down to the allotment cat , Mr Findus , who on a regular basis patrols the paths dividing one plot from the other .
defeat at the hit-or-miss layout of the bed advance me to roll out a few of them up , starting with Bed 3 , which is where we will plant a collection of dahlias . I implant thyme and tricolour salvia ( Salvia officinalis‘Tricolor ’ ) in the herbaceous plant bottom , which has been authorise of plentiful couch pasture and a surplus of mint .
Our first compost bin is already full to the lip .

After work we start potting up Dahlia pinnata tubers in sweet compost . We lose one or two over the wintertime – entirely our own shift – but there were no calamity . On the outdoor kitchen worktopPleione formosana‘Claire ’ is starting to bloom . Her bloom are milky whitened with lemon - yellow throats . The Jungle Garden is heady with the scent of hyacinths and the first few tulips are showing clue of color in their emerging bud .
Although we had no thought at the prison term , this was to be the last weekend we would be free to go out and about at will for the foreseeable future . At home The Beau sow cum of a potpourri of castor oil works , includingRicinus communis‘Carmencita Pink’,Ricinus communis‘Carmencita Red’,Ricinus communis‘Zanzibarensis’,Ricinus‘New Zealand Purple ’ andRicinus communis‘Blue Giant ’ . Quite where we are survive to constitute them if they all germinate I do not know !
The edging around most of the allotment beds is made from quondam pallette and is completely shitty . It dish out no purpose other than to keep bark chipping from commingle with the earth , and that it does badly . I furbish up the edge as well as I can using treated hardwood peg , but a time will come when we take to either take them out or replace them with properly handle timber .

We plant the potatoes that have been chitting in the top bedroom , include ‘ Anya ’ , ‘ Pink Fir Apple ’ , ‘ Cara ’ and ‘ Kestrel ’ . At the bottom of each trench we pose a becoming amount of plaster cast seaweed , collected that very day from the beach . ( you’re able to register more about using seaweed in the garden or on the compost heap inmy post ‘ From Coastline to Compost Bin – Using Seaweed as a Garden Fertiliser and Soil Improver ‘ on March 13th ) . The potato bed is now full , so that will be our lot for 2020 .
I ’m amazed at how rapidly we are filling the beds . As we finish planting we hear a rattling at the allocation gates and there ’s a chap wanting to know if anyone can make use of two oak planters , still with dirt and Laurus nobilis tree stumps inside . We are fix accustomed to finding usance for things we ’d antecedently have turned our nose up at , so we joyfully take them off his hands . The tree stumps go on Bed 1 , otherwise known as the ‘ Mount Doom ’ since it ’s riddled with bindweed , bramble , docks and couch skunk . Any compost that fall away is overspread on the dahlia seam .
Back home with a G&T in hand we grade yet more dahlia tubers from Sarah Raven . Buying dahlias , as you will soon discover , is an dependency neither of us can shake off .

Although the office where I make has been closed since Monday , I have been chew the fat a supplier in Dorset all week and have yet to experience sustained working from home . I return home to Broadstairs to find half the local businesses I trust on closed for the foreseeable future . The other half display noncompliant posters in their windows declaring that ‘ Broadstairs is unresolved for Business ’ . For the first time I start to find rather alarmed by the situation . It ’s short very confining to domicile , feign people I know and places I go .
We had already booked the 24-hour interval off as holiday to drop time with The Beau ’s family in Somerset . impart this was technically ‘ unnecessary travel ’ we decided to stay at home and go to the allotment instead . In another fit of tidy we increase the size of the bed on the westerly bound of the plot by 30 - 50 cm to make strip bottom in which we ’ll plant the spare dahlia purchased last week . Every bed is fringed by couch grass , which The Beau calls ‘ squitch ’ . get the white root out is cramp by the worthless wooden edging .
Since our local garden middle is one of the defiant group of retailers staying open , we stock up on compost which we store in the workshop ( as it turn out this was not near enough , which I am still cross with myself about ) . I contain the propagator and find that the nasturtium and calendulas I sow in last weekend have already burgeon forth . They are readily go to the unheated glasshouse to prevent them from receive too pass .

The weather is marvellous and we have prison term on our hands , so we decide to crack on with the painting of the fence in the Gin & Tonic Garden . This job was started by The Beau last summertime , but very quickly the industrial plant became too tall and we determine to suspend the task until later on in the year . Autumn and winter were then so wet that we had to wait until now to resume . Nevertheless , there are tens of plants to be moved , some in very ponderous tubs , and get behind the glasshouse is challenging .
While The Beau paints I reset the back route of a genus Pelargonium named ‘ Orange Fizz ’ that has flop over the paving Stone . The fragrance of the cut stems is reminiscent of orange peel . I tie in vigorous new clematis growth : some of the shoots are 5 ft long already , but one or two plants need replacing .
We retire , sun - kissed and with aching backs , to love fish and chips for supper .

Still recovering from yesterday ’s exertions we penalise ourselves with a full daytime at the allotment . Bed 12 was the last to be cleared of widow’s weeds so is in two ways satisfying to see completed . The neighbouring plot is infested with bindweed , so this is something we ’ll demand to keep a watchful eye on .
Some of the purple sprouting has been mutilated by Ellen Price Wood pigeon so we hit these plants and tot up them to the compost heap .
In the evening I start organize a planting plan for our dahlias , grouping like colours together but trying to vary the configuration of the flowers . There are a few gaps in our scheme so we hedge around the subject of purchase more to take them . We ’re incorrigible .

Whilst walking the hotdog I make my day-to-day collection of seaweed to enrich the compost heap . Our wonderful local garden centre closes in line with regime advice bring life as we live it to an abrupt close . I am devastated for all retailers have to shut up shop class , but particularly those smaller businesses without means to sustain them . What , I wonder , will happen to all the plants being develop by nursery for summer ? Will we ever have the opportunity to buy them ?
I ’ve been catching a faint whiff of gas in the passageway lead to the front threshold for a few days and finally conclude it must be a wetting somewhere . Within thirty minute of phoning the emergency number a man is here to assess the leak and concludes , like me , that there must be one . A crew arrives around an hour later to turn over up the path and fix the outflow , another comes in the afternoon to reconnect the provision and check up on our boiler is working . It ’s all awfully effective . The working man place bollards and barrier everywhere , which I remove as soon as they ’ve gone . This is The Watch House not the M2 roadworks .
Already bored with ego isolation we drink wine and order a XII dahlia cuttings from the National Dahlia Collection in Cornwall . What is wrong with us ? One of my choices isDahlia‘Tour du Monde ’ . I like dahlia with a slightly more loose anatomy and the potential for turn off .

Today I help out at my local Waitrose branch , which is a serene function afford the maximum number of client permitted in the shop class at any one time is thirty . I believe we all rather enjoy the experience . Unless one want potato chip , flour or pasta one can dine like a Rex and drink one ’s ego silly . Just be save with the toilet scroll afterwards .
At the end of my switch I purchase four hollyhocks ( Alcea ‘ Halo Apricot ’ ) , just because I can . After all , the garden centres are closed so where else is a male child to featherbed ? The hollyhocks will be planted arbitrarily within the allotment beds to give the belief that they have seed themselves there . It ’s important to me that our assignation plot is fairly as well as productive .
More men make out to restore the garden way of life follow the gas leak . Alas they do n’t take the barrier off with them ; that ’s someone else ’s Book of Job .

In the Jungle GardenGeranium maderenseis building up to a crescendo . We have five plants ready to flower , three pinkish and two snowy . They ’ve reached a terrific size , over 6 foot across , and have come through the wintertime unblemished . For now the buds are tease us with glimpses of the confetti - like petals within . When they go , they ’ll go off like an nuclear dud , forming mushrooms clouds of Barbie - pink or blush - white flower .
We ordered a new freezer to store allotment garden truck and it arrives today . It will now end up fill with supply to see us through the immediate crisis . When the delivery men depart ( they ’ll only amount as far as gate in case we are ‘ impure ’ ) we set off for the allotment . As usual I am wheeling a garden cart full of garden waste and seaweed for the compost heap . If anyone could actually see me I ’d be bring in a repute for being ‘ that weird beardy Isle of Man with a purple barrow who goes up and down the street all the time ’ . ( When I purchase the barrow the only one usable was majestic and , although I was extended an chance to change it for another colour at a late particular date , I decide I ’d keep it . )
The Beau starts putting up bean celestial pole ( we do n’t have quite enough , which is bothersome ) and we pull up drop purple sprouting plants in Bed 6 . I get digging it over ready for the next crop , which will be salads , beet and edible flowers .

A feature on Gardeners ’ World excuse that Dahlia pinnata raise from cut are more vigorous than flora grown from seed , which we graciously take over as divine justification for the purchases we made earlier in the week .
Another full sidereal day at the allotment , complete with thermos flask and sandwiches wrapped in foil . Being allowed one spell outside a day shit one very organized indeed . It ’s sunny but extraordinarily windy and when the Dominicus last in it ’s perishing . We harvest the remaining purple sprouting and pull out all the plants bar one . I pass a satisfying couple of hours painstakingly fix the bed for seed sowing . As the wind strengthens we quickly inseminate Radish ‘ French Breakfast 3 ’ , assorted beetroot , rhubarb chard ‘ red gum ’ andPapaver somniferum(opium poppy ) ‘ Black Single ’ .
Meanwhile The Beau paints our salve planters with forget - over wood preservative from the Gin & Tonic Garden and of a sudden they search as good as fresh . unhappily they are not as solid as they look so we ’ll line them with plastic sheeting before fill with compost . We have two large tree stakes allow over from another projection and we turn them into maypole from which strings will come down to support climb Gallic beans . I may have to tuck a few nasturtiums in around the bottom .

By now the sun has melt behind the clouds and we are frigid to the core . After set four rows ofGladiolus‘Shaka Zulu ’ and G. ‘ Bimbo ’ we call a halt to proceedings and read/write head for home to warm up .
A ferociously cold wind instrument blow in from the north . It ’s a very foresightful time since I ’ve seen such big waves in the English Channel . We ’re too tired and lily - livered to go out in it , so we stay indoors and web log .
The dividing line between yesterday ’s bitterly stale malarkey with snow bustle and today ’s benign fondness is typical of springtime in England . During last nighttime ’s cad walk we could barely emit as we battle a compass north wind straight off the Arctic Zone . Today , after a chilly start , it was ‘ deoxythymidine monophosphate - shirt conditions ’ .

The afternoon is spent repotting cannas , lily and eucomis and potting up begonia tubers . I ca n’t strain enough how important it is to pot bulb up in fresh compost each year as we find several pots riddled with vine weevil larvae . We must have sift a couple of hundred out of the compost , vile little things .
After a very nerve-wracking twenty-four hour period being ‘ modern ’ and weather a technical battery about as comfortable as a meteor exhibitioner , I make a beeline for the garden . The compost sifted yesterday is transported by wheelbarrow to the allotment . I count this as my day-after-day exercise . The broad attic that The Beau planted last calendar month are hardening off on top of the compost bin and are almost ready to be planted out .
When I get home I pot up 12 fuchsias tell fromPotash Nurseryby The Beau last twelvemonth . They includeFuchsia bolivianavar . ‘ Alba’,Fuchsia denticulata , Fuchsia fulgens‘Variegata ’ andFuchsia‘Scarlet Jester ’ . The film editing come well packaged and in unadulterated health and we are delighted with them .

As this troubled calendar month draws to a end the Jungle Garden is see as practiced as it has ever done , enjoying the extra light create bythe tree diagram which was spoil down a class ago . I have a good smell about the twelvemonth ahead , in garden terms at least . Necessity is , after all , the mother of innovation .
I leave you with Maximillian Sydney Bruiser , our completely adorable and epically needy Chihuahua / Jack Russell cross . TFG
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