Phil ’s ' servants '
Special Wikileak Release : 12:15 am , Tuesday , Feb 1 , 2011
This will be a special anniversary for Phil the groundhog . Phil has been coming out of his seam for 125 years ! The day of remembrance is called the quasiquicentennial . What he does n’t know is what is going to happen tomorrow . What an old farting ! No wonder Bobbi , Phil ’s little blood brother is sick of him and his seemingly aristocratic path ! What Bobbi , does n’t know is that Phil ’s been forced out of his bed , not voluntarily come out on his own for all those years and hope some other groundhog will someday rescue him . The picture you see of him and his so phone ‘ handmaid ’ are really his manager who force him out every yr . He wants to crawl in and let some one youthful take his spot in the limelight but on Phil ’s terms .
Phil’s ‘servants’
Phil ’s little comrade - Bobbi
So while Bobbi is planning his coup d’etat on this Ground Hog ’s daytime with his militia ( to depose Phil and get more rights for groundhog ) , and Phil has gather his troop to at least support his title ( so he can leave honourably ) , a third theatrical role has been quietly waiting in the shadower hoping for both to destroy each other so he may take over Phil ’s title . This grapheme is Daa Lee Lamba , a mild mannered Elia that wants to take the statute title for himself . He too was deport from his native land , ( the Baaaaaad Lands of South Lakota ) to a Kiddie smooching zoo in England for hybridizing dressing as a flat coat pig . He was always considered the black-market sheep of his category and disapprove by his class with his basal sheep fantasies of being someone other than who he was- a coarse sheep . He read he only advocate
Daa Lee Lamba
Phil’s little brother-Bobbi
repose but has secretly coveted Phil ’s position for days and has planted other groundhog followers in both Phils troop and Bobbi ’s militia organization that keep him informed of what both of them are up to and to stir things up . He has thousands of other Marmota monax who bet up to him as a holy lamb who will head them into the dark . ( they care all things colored and earthy smelling ) . He also plans on going to Gobblers Knob with his masses of Marmota monax following to verify neither one will take in or retain the title . Phil or Bobbi have no idea of what is to number tomorrow .. Stay tuned for the final determination !
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